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Najara - The Binky As Chick

December 9th 2007 03:05
mynah bird


NAJARA






Sweet wings flutters to my shoulder,
And whispers in my ear -

Binky As!

In the tradition of
Sweet As!

Such an affirmitive phrase,
even to the effect,

of a punched fist
high in the air,

In exhaultation.
So......





Sweet wings flutters
(razor edged wing knife tips)

by my face,
to clutch at shoulder,

and scuttle high
and low,

Her name is Najara.
She is a Cheeky chick.

The cheekiest chick in the whole wide world!
A rakka rakka rakka girl,

My Najara, Rara........
Who will always be........

Binky As!



Its hard to describe just how wonderful Najara is.....When youve bred all kinds of parrots and doves and marvelled over the smarts of a bird, nothing quite prepares you for the clear cunning of the mynah bird.....

I think I was about 10 when I said to an auntie of mine - " I like those birds!" I was watching one strut up the side of a public pool. She gave me the tirade - theyre not just UGLY theyre vicious, horrible things that destroy the environment. For years, after hearing all this rats with wings stuff, I tried to talk myself out of liking them. I guess the yellow around their eyes IS a bit ugly, I thought. I tried and tried to hate them.

I admired them silently and secretly until I lived across from a Maccas carpark - their natural habitat. It was the largest family group I had ever seen and I couldnt hide the fact they FASCINATED me.....Their social interaction was massive, more so than any other bird. Afraid of nothing, they rule whatever area they live in. If they lose a battle, they regroup and try again later. They are masters of blending into their environment, pulling tricks, stealing, raising young, acquiring territory....Oh, and orgies. In a magnificent display of scientific genius, the mynah bird wife swaps in massive orgies. Although a pair remains a pair for the sake of nesting and raising young, for the 10 minutes the orgy goes on, anything goes. What a way to widen the gene pool eh?

I got my Jara in Febuary, when a helpful friend unloaded yet another animal on me. I could not contain my excitement - I couldnt wait to train her and discover how smart they REALLY were. Her name, Najara, is in deference to said friend, as I thought a vicious animal should have a viciou name - Gorgrael, from the 'Axis' trilogy. Everyone vetoed.....So she became Najara, the magnificent character who was the only person to kick Xena's arse entirely throughout the series.
Too smart. Cannot be trained but I now anser every call in order to whats been requested. She has her own stereo, after shave bottle, dressing table mirror, balls to throw. She plays a mean game of ball.
Most interesting....Aside from her obvious and complete attachment and loyalty to me which I did not expect....Is she is still not mature. I think the mynah bird life cycle is a lot longer than I thought. And....
A mynah outside has been bringing her gifts. I'll catch him soon, one way or the other, and then, my god, within 6 weeks I'll probably have 12!
Whatever will I do?
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MAGNUS

February 14th 2007 05:17
dress

There is a one who draws on power,
with the intention for it never to sour,

he found his voice in minutes of being born,
and with it his place in the world was torn,

on power, on energy he does pull,
"Make me one who is never dull!"

With it he makes his eyes so bright,
he makes his coat glancing light,

"Make me taller, bigger, stronger!
Make my hold on the world longer!"

On a cushion of air he does float,
with nothing heavy to tote,

a graceful line drawn across life
he will never accept strife,

he revels in the power of his name,
and his ability to play the game,

he is The Magnetic Storm,
always in fantastic form,

never to fail, fall or falter,
the world is his to conquer.

Katyzz, this ones for you! The pic is Magnus at attention, in a dress rehearsal before the show last week. His show name is The Magnetic Storm, his registered name, but known to us as Magnus or MagsiBags. Everyone else, hope you enjoy a happy one for a change...
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