Big Brother bored me to tears
May 17th 2007 03:41
With the eviction of the lovable(or not so?) rogues the house decends into silence. Still, the conversations are meanigful, the nature of the human animal is being exposed and some downright interesting things are happening under the recent sleep deprivation.
But BB isnt showing us any of it. Now, Im really happy that theyve stopped bombarding us with 'secrets' and 'hidden relationships' because that was just too full on, but now weve entered into a never before seen lull.
Im really into BB uplate. Mikey Goldman gets on my nerves, but I have to feel sorry for him because its obvious that he thought he'd have Gretel's job by now. Oh, didnt Fitzy (fryzee if you watched that series) get him a good one on Friday night Live when he mocked Mikeys voice over work. You could see that cut deep! Come on Mikey, its always gonna be a woman saying "Its time to go!" and you should know that. But my point is - The Daily show is usually a repeat of things you saw yesterday, and Uplate always manages to come through for a giggle. Or at least, it used to.
The other night (and you will probably remember it) Demet was supervising Zoran cleaning the bathroom. We flick out to Jamie and Rebecca in bed on task, counting sheep. They are having a deep and meaningful - talking about sordid pasts and broken hearts - this is what Uplate is FOR, thoughts deepen, darkness draws us closer and look at that....Floodgates opened!
Inexplicably, we flick back to Demet and Zoran in the bathroom. We watch approx 10 mins of silence from them, while in the meantime Im missing out on Jamie saying how he broke up with a perfectly nice girl because she wasnt affectionate enough. Now, this is the dirt I watch BB FOR and you took it AWAY from me!!!
Last night, it happened again. I just started to get interested when we flick over to Joel falling asleep. WHY WHY WHY? Its useless asking that question of the universe, but BB should be able to answer it!
Why are you cutting us from the good footage man?
The house is so much more mature. Can you believe the housemates got into an argument over "Should we or should we not throw Joel in the pool? Is this or that against BBs rules?" They are the first housemates to do this, and it shows their maturity. None of the little spats from previous years (over house keeping etc) have arisen, if people create problems between each other, its literally a dislike of personality. With a house this secure and mature, Bodie and TJ were really needed to fire it up. Now theyre gone everything is scarily quiet.....
And just when I think Im about to get some dirt....
(Cos very secure, mature people have more skeletons in the closet, they just need more time to get them out)
We flash to Demet watching Zoran clean the bathroom.....In complete silence.
WTF are you doing BB! At least Friday night games has been funny and inventive....
Except for implying you filled a pool with natural bottled spring water....Conflict of interest with your 'green' house dont you think? Enviro warriors and drought striken farmers would have cried over that if they could have spared the water.....
Get your bloody act together. Have one of those 'problems' with legion interactive like you did for Bree, put TJ and Bodie back in, kick Zoran and Joel OUT because they are BLOODY POT PLANTS WHO DO NOTHING AND ARE NOT ENTERTAINING.......And, for heavens sake, let us watch the conversations! Its all we have left!
Heres hoping.
But BB isnt showing us any of it. Now, Im really happy that theyve stopped bombarding us with 'secrets' and 'hidden relationships' because that was just too full on, but now weve entered into a never before seen lull.
Im really into BB uplate. Mikey Goldman gets on my nerves, but I have to feel sorry for him because its obvious that he thought he'd have Gretel's job by now. Oh, didnt Fitzy (fryzee if you watched that series) get him a good one on Friday night Live when he mocked Mikeys voice over work. You could see that cut deep! Come on Mikey, its always gonna be a woman saying "Its time to go!" and you should know that. But my point is - The Daily show is usually a repeat of things you saw yesterday, and Uplate always manages to come through for a giggle. Or at least, it used to.
The other night (and you will probably remember it) Demet was supervising Zoran cleaning the bathroom. We flick out to Jamie and Rebecca in bed on task, counting sheep. They are having a deep and meaningful - talking about sordid pasts and broken hearts - this is what Uplate is FOR, thoughts deepen, darkness draws us closer and look at that....Floodgates opened!
Inexplicably, we flick back to Demet and Zoran in the bathroom. We watch approx 10 mins of silence from them, while in the meantime Im missing out on Jamie saying how he broke up with a perfectly nice girl because she wasnt affectionate enough. Now, this is the dirt I watch BB FOR and you took it AWAY from me!!!
Last night, it happened again. I just started to get interested when we flick over to Joel falling asleep. WHY WHY WHY? Its useless asking that question of the universe, but BB should be able to answer it!
Why are you cutting us from the good footage man?
The house is so much more mature. Can you believe the housemates got into an argument over "Should we or should we not throw Joel in the pool? Is this or that against BBs rules?" They are the first housemates to do this, and it shows their maturity. None of the little spats from previous years (over house keeping etc) have arisen, if people create problems between each other, its literally a dislike of personality. With a house this secure and mature, Bodie and TJ were really needed to fire it up. Now theyre gone everything is scarily quiet.....
And just when I think Im about to get some dirt....
(Cos very secure, mature people have more skeletons in the closet, they just need more time to get them out)
We flash to Demet watching Zoran clean the bathroom.....In complete silence.
WTF are you doing BB! At least Friday night games has been funny and inventive....
Except for implying you filled a pool with natural bottled spring water....Conflict of interest with your 'green' house dont you think? Enviro warriors and drought striken farmers would have cried over that if they could have spared the water.....
Get your bloody act together. Have one of those 'problems' with legion interactive like you did for Bree, put TJ and Bodie back in, kick Zoran and Joel OUT because they are BLOODY POT PLANTS WHO DO NOTHING AND ARE NOT ENTERTAINING.......And, for heavens sake, let us watch the conversations! Its all we have left!
Heres hoping.
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