Big Brother is stealing my ideas
April 30th 2007 04:44
For 3 years now I have been watching the Big Brother phenomenon with a rapt attention. I have been detailing pack behaviour and likening the human animal to others in the animal kingdom. I have never had a public standpoint from which to voice my views, but was met with utter confusion when I tried to explain it to my friends. BB, in all this time, has never once made a reference to pack behaviour or the languages used to describe it - eg, alpha male/female. I mean, I would know, Ive only been watching and listening with keen eyes and ears all this time.
Then, this year, I have a blog. And I start to use those languages, I analyse pack behaviour.
And suddenly Mikey Goldman is all 'alpha' this and 'alpha' that, he blatantly discusses submissives and rogues. All after TJ's "alpha female' comment, but still, my point is -
No one on Big Brother used these terminologies AT ALL until I published them on this blog!
So, screw you guys, no more free pack analysis. Ive got pages of notes but I think I'll keep them for my personal notes - Im not even going to explain how the packs fragmented over the weekend, pack positions have changed, and threat displays were made. Through this information Im giving out you could control the Big Brother house....And everyone watching it.
But no more free info for you BB - I know your reading this blog(or did you give that lowly job to a ninja?) and all Ive got to say is use your great superhuman powers and call me - give me a job, cos you aint moochin my lingo no more!
Alright?
Then, this year, I have a blog. And I start to use those languages, I analyse pack behaviour.
And suddenly Mikey Goldman is all 'alpha' this and 'alpha' that, he blatantly discusses submissives and rogues. All after TJ's "alpha female' comment, but still, my point is -
No one on Big Brother used these terminologies AT ALL until I published them on this blog!
So, screw you guys, no more free pack analysis. Ive got pages of notes but I think I'll keep them for my personal notes - Im not even going to explain how the packs fragmented over the weekend, pack positions have changed, and threat displays were made. Through this information Im giving out you could control the Big Brother house....And everyone watching it.
But no more free info for you BB - I know your reading this blog(or did you give that lowly job to a ninja?) and all Ive got to say is use your great superhuman powers and call me - give me a job, cos you aint moochin my lingo no more!
Alright?
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Comment by Miss Nomer
Comment by katyzzz
Photography Tips
MS Paint Art
Better you than me, Kleo.
katyzzz
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
That is quite the coincidence though. They definitely should have you on the show detailing how each days behaviour relates to the animal kingdom and pack mentality. I'd watch that.
Comment by Kleonaptra
Kalikapsychosis
Did you hear that BB!