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Would you buy Grave dirt?

April 6th 2008 05:25
Kman believes, that being a psychotic black witch, there must be a huge internet market for the services I can provide. The mental sketchings and poetry from the depths of psychosis must be valuable to some, he claims, but far more valuable he believes is black magic items.

The dirt from a grave, be it fresh or old, particularly, grave dirt from a murderer. Chickens feet, goat blood...Of course I do not believe any quarantine law on earth would allow me to market these things. Aside from the items themselves there are spells that use them. All of which reside in my prized book of shadows. Also energized stones and crystals imbued with the light of certain moon or sun rays along with a dark chant or two.

So....Even if I can promise complete effectiveness, would you buy grave dirt from a psychotic witch?

Kleonaptra is asking.

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Comment by RubySoho

April 6th 2008 06:03
I like the idea of you furtively gathering the dirt from old graves
by the moonlight.

For that image alone, yes, please to the grave dirt. It'll make up for the Wadi Rum Desert dirt that Australian Customs confiscated when I returned from my travels many years ago.
Yes, I know its bad to take things from their rightful place but I was young and a little silly.

Comment by tlcorbin

April 6th 2008 10:34
Wow, the mental image alone would make the purchase likely kleo, possible only if Ruby left some for me. But psychotic, nawwww, deranged? Warped? Curious, yeah curious, this'd work.

Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

April 6th 2008 23:11
Ruby,
Funny you mention that...While writing I had this image of myself slinking around graveyards in the depth of night!

And yeah, auzzie customs are pretty hard....Even harder to get in with stuff but we have very, very good reasons. A lot of diseases that cripple overseas agriculture just dont exist here.

Raven,
We kill mice and I told the cats, its all dark..Treachery!

Oh, wait. You just said Im not deranged. Sorry.

Comment by tlcorbin

April 6th 2008 23:32
alrighty kleo, give those cats permission to do a little recreational mousing.

Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

April 6th 2008 23:57
Raven,
Ah, sorry....That was a slight private joke....On 'Buffy season 5' Tara gets her mind eaten up by a Hell God and starts saying stuff like that and Kman informed me that in the depths of psychosis I said things like that..Lucky for me I dont remember.

And when I realese the kittys to mouse hunt only my Z girl, the oldest in the house is quick enough to catch them! Im very disappionted in my two big tough boy cats....Even if they catch them they cant kill them!

Comment by tlcorbin

April 7th 2008 02:42
See if you can train them to put them in the toilet and flush them kleo.

Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

April 7th 2008 23:19
Raven,
Right....Train a cat. Give me an easy job why dont you!

Comment by tlcorbin

April 7th 2008 23:52
Well it's easier than trying to herd them kleo. They don't take kindly to it at all.

Raven

Comment by tlcorbin

April 7th 2008 23:52
Well it's easier than trying to herd them kleo. They don't take kindly to it at all.

Raven

Comment by Kleonaptra

April 8th 2008 00:13
Funny, cos we heard that expression on TV and Kman was like....Herd cats? So I demonstrated, hilarity and clarity ensued.

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